Wa'ne Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 http://boxoffice.com/thenews/2009/07/22/raimi-prepares-to-enter-world.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasmine Gentian Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameson (ST) Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 So ... what is the over/under on an emo Ork with a bad haircut walking & dancing his way through a montage or ass-hattery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 It's going to suck so bad... Orphan level suckage. You know how Hollywood is, there probably won't even be any Orcs in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonMax Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 "Okay, here's what I'm thinking...yeah, we can call it Warcraft, but what about instead of orcs...get this...we have the humans fighting GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS! You know about spiders, right? They're nature's goddamn fiercest predators. They're scary as fuck. Audience won't know what hit 'em. Also, no elves. People are tired of elves. They're yesterday's news. Instead we'll have amazons. Amazons fighting giant spiders in thongs. Now THAT, my friend, is what everyone secretly wishes Warcraft was. And we'll give it to them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joani Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 You forgot to mention a fight against polar bears! You know about polar bears, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastion Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I'd go see a movie that had giant spiders in thongs... just to say: "I saw a movie once... it had giant spiders in thongs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noah Weston Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Yeah but the part you won't tell everyone is how much wood you got everytime the giant spiders in thongs were on the screen...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonMax Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 "We need more lumber!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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