Anateus Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: AnonymousOriginally Posted By: Emerald Panadero Precisely which Church are you with, Padre? I shall divulge nothing to the likes of you Babylonian whore! And don’t think you can extract it from my mind with your vile devilish gifts! I wear a special foil hat to deflect the prying minds of Satan’s children! Fish...barrel...me laughing so hard I'm in tears...yeah, there's Christmas joy to be had here after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Something tells me this dude is either a baseline fucking with us or a nova fucking with us. Whichever it is....Carry on. My Wayward Son. There'll Be Peace (and love, and joy) when you are done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 So I'm looking for a hate-spewing, tinfoil-hat-wearing member of the Inbred Nation, check. I'll start tasking my demon-worshipping minions toward finding you, Hermano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: DrewSomething tells me this dude is either a baseline fucking with us or a nova fucking with us. Whichever it is....Carry on. My Wayward Son. There'll Be Peace (and love, and joy) when you are done. NO!!!! I want him to be real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 They do say the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 I've been protested by the likes of Brother Maynard. I've also had some people approach me and tell me I'm an Angel of the Lord. I'm uncomfortable with either kind of attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: Emerald PanaderoOriginally Posted By: DrewSomething tells me this dude is either a baseline fucking with us or a nova fucking with us. Whichever it is....Carry on. My Wayward Son. There'll Be Peace (and love, and joy) when you are done. NO!!!! I want him to be real! Oh ,he's real. Even if this chimp isn't who he says he is, there are more than enough out there to take his place. Unevolved, and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Emerald. Do not send demon-worshiping minions. Send the demon. I always hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 His name is Mortamer Krebbs. He lives in Avondale, Arizona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Originally Posted By: PrimalHis name is Mortamer Krebbs. He lives in Avondale, Arizona. Killjoy! You're spoiling the thrill of the hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anateus Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Oh, God! He's probably that way-too-forward 15 year old girl who keeps plastering my Op Mail account with those weird-ass poems in real life! Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Originally Posted By: Emerald PanaderoKilljoy! You're spoiling the thrill of the hunt. You hunt to slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You are spoiling my fun. I'm more the sip the wine than chug the beer type of girl when it comes to recreational sports. Shooters and shot glasses have their place too, but thats a different kind of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Letting lackeys do the hunt for you does your prey a disservice. If you want to hunt, be the hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I think we hunt for different reasons, Primal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 And what does that have to do with it? Our reasons may differ, but the hunt is always the same.The Predator and Prey.There is never anything else but those two things. Differences have nothing to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Maybe she meant that your methodology is different? You seem more like the "chase it down and grab it with your bare hands" kind of guy. You know, a "do-it-yourself"er.Her, less so, and she also doesn't seem to have developed a worldview or philosophy centered around predator v. prey. It seems more like an intellectual exercise or thrill-seeking on her part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You are just not understanding me and I get that. You are okay as you are and I'm different. Keep believing whatever you want to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Hey there Kittie, you uhh, like to 'do it' yer self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Originally Posted By: HeroIs that the Naughty or Nice list? Just checking. Both. I'm better than Saint Nick, because I don't discriminate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Originally Posted By: PrimalHey there Kittie, you uhh, like to 'do it' yer self? Oh, yeah. I'll bet you get all the ladies with lines like that.And, yes. Yes I do.On topic!If I could do anything for Christmas, I'd spend one day not looking like some Asian cartoon-lover's wettest dream. I know, it's selfish, but when you're not one of the lucky novas who looks mostly "normal," it's a pretty big deal. As an alternative, I'd just have the whole city blanketed with snow for the day, so everyone would have to forget things like work and business and their busy schedules... relax, and cuddle up with each other.I know, I know. "Think of the consequences!" Emergency response teams would be overloaded, hospitals would be overbooked, and insurance adjusters would be working overtime. Still, I like the idea of a nice, quiet evening with another warm body, where the outside world couldn't intrude because they were wrapped up with a warm body of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Kittie, I think Christmas wishes are guilt-free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'd want my memory back and for people to remember me again.Don't get me wrong, I love what I am and who I've become, I just know I've left something behind. I just don't know what.There are things worse than dying, being forgotten I think marks up there pretty damn high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeling Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Originally Posted By: KittieI know, it's selfish, but when you're not one of the lucky novas who looks mostly "normal," it's a pretty big deal.I can understand the way you feel. Everytime I go outdoors, you would think Nesse got out of her lake and walked on land. It is a public spectacle.For Christmas, I would like to be able to sit down with a cat on my lap. Alas, I fear that even the Christmas Spirit will not be able to let that happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Originally Posted By: ChangelingFor Christmas, I would like to be able to sit down with a cat on my lap. Alas, I fear that even the Christmas Spirit will not be able to let that happen. That sounds pretty simple, actually. Are they afraid of you? If so, I might be able to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeling Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 No Ms. Kittie, they are not afraid of me. I had two cats until shortly after my eruption. It is worse than that. An unfortunate side effect from my eruption is that my touch kills small animals. Plants fair no better.Being able to caress a cat or dog, is now just a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Originally Posted By: ChangelingNo Ms. Kittie, they are not afraid of me. I had two cats until shortly after my eruption. It is worse than that. An unfortunate side effect from my eruption is that my touch kills small animals. Plants fair no better.Being able to caress a cat or dog, is now just a dream. How awful! I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you able to... shut off your abilities for a while? If not, have you considered turning to pharmaceutical options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeling Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 No. How I wish I was able turn it off. I doubt drugs will have any effect. My 'condition' is cause by a bad reaction my body has to quantum. Some scientists refer to it as 'Quantum Backlash Syndrome', or QBS. So unless an enterprising scientist comes up with a way of supressing QBS, I am stuck with my current condition. Just to be on the safe side, I avoid babies too. I will not have something like that on my conscience. It may be safe for me to touch them, but if you were in my shoes, you might think twice. I won't risk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anateus Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Me, I guess I wouldn't mind one Christmas dressing up as Santa for some event or another. I've heard it's hell, but maybe I could have some fun by making an impression on some kid about how much fun Christmas is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Pig Johnny Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Well, I've got the "loaves" part down, now I'd really dig it if I could figure out the wine part. That's what I'd like for Xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonefish Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Originally Posted By: PrimalHis name is Mortamer Krebbs. He lives in Avondale, Arizona. Job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: StonefishOriginally Posted By: PrimalHis name is Mortamer Krebbs. He lives in Avondale, Arizona. Job? It's Christmas.After the New Year, sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You guys are just... scary. And, Changeling, if I think of some way to help, I'll definitely be in touch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaunt Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Hey! I know a Mr.Krebbs, but he's harmless old man though, I doubt it's the same Krebbs.I think for Christmas... I'd just be normal again. I liked my life how it was, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Kid, if you want to remain a secret nova (yes, I know that's an assumption) you need to work harder on it.{Big bunch of Nothing ...} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaunt Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Ah crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I doubt your parents can access these forums, Jaunt. Generally only novas, or the crazies who hack their passwords, find their way here. Unless it's the crazies you're worried about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Solstice Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I always thought we were the crazies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Some of us more than others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I'm not crazy. People really are out to get me. ... or maybe I'm crazy AND still people really are out to get me? Better safe than sorry, I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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